The Guardian

Dmytro, as our Quartermaster, ensures smooth sailing through the treacherous waters of business operations. Known for his methodical approach and unwavering calm, he expertly navigates between demanding captains and restless crew members, translating impossible requests into achievable plans. When not charting the course for complex projects, can be found engaging in strategic conversations with fellow crew members or taking contemplative drives in his trusty Volvo vessel. Believes that every problem has a solution - it just requires the right questions and enough patience to find it.

Skills & Expertise

Advanced Stakeholder Diplomacy
Requirements Translation (Human to Technical)
Project Timeline Archaeology
Strategic Coffee Procurement
Cross-Functional Crew Coordination
Risk Assessment & Mitigation Planning
Agile Methodology Navigation
Documentation Architecture
Process Optimization & Workflow Design
Meeting Facilitation & Conflict Resolution

War Stories

Led the daring "Legacy System Excavation" - uncovered business rules that hadn't seen daylight since 1999(?)
Orchestrated the "Impossible Deadline Miracle" by discovering three overlooked weeks hidden in the project timeline
Executed the famous "Stakeholder Alignment Maneuver" - got five department heads to agree on requirements in a single meeting